I'm a-Stumblin'

I heart stumbleupon!! Get your own people! It's good for those boring nights when you don't know what to look for. The lazy internet surfer's dream :D

Anyhoos.

Some quotes from some dude called Terry Pratchett. I dunno who. Hold on. *whips out Wiki in a new tab* Oh he's a British author. Speaking of Wiki. Rinni asked me something about herpes earlier so I wiki'ed it. Yeah. The pictures caught me offguard. The images are forever burned onto my corneas. I am traumatised. :S

Anyways as I was saying. I like these :D

• Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. (*nods solemnly* I like this one better than the fish one. xD)
  

• Everything starts somewhere, although many physicists disagree.

• Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. Of course, I could be wrong.

• Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind. (ah yes, so true. *whistle whistle* oh hi Iain. xP)
  

• In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this. (Yeah those smug creatures. I don't like cats :S)
  

• In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded. (=_______=)
  

• It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living.

• It's not worth doing something unless you were doing something that someone, somewere, would much rather you weren't doing.

• Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it. (ooooh nice one :D)
  

• The intelligence of the creature known as a crowd, is the square root of the number of people in it.

• The pen is mightier than the sword if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp. (HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA)
  

• The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

• The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head.

• They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance.

• You can't trample infidels when you're a tortoise. I mean, all you could do is give them a meaningful look. (random but so damned funny!! HAHAHHA)

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Oh yeah I totally forgot to mention that results are out already :( Well........................ what's done is done, I am SO gonna work harder next sem. >:( I can't keep doing this to myself!!

I will try! *hero pose*

Oh my is that the time? :S

xoxo bella