Heads Up

These goes out to those drivers/cruisers:

1. If you insist on cruising around with music blasting out of your speakers, at least make it so that it's GOOD music. I lost count of how many grinning idiots I've seen blasting dangdut at full volume. So not right.


2. If your music is loud enough to set off my car alarm, it's too goddamned loud. We don't need everything to be a-thumping and a-vibrating.


3. Cruise a certain place once, not five times.
   

Once: Okay normal.
Twice: Oh cari parking maybe..
Three times: Still no parking? Tu ada!
Four times: Waiting for someone kali...
Five times: Psycho-stalker kali...

True story. Was at CoffeeZone with Ryan and this person circled like five times. I stopped counting after that.


4. Cool car... windows down... cigarette-holding arm draped lazily out the window... driver looks samseng as hell... listening to Bad Day by Alvin & the Chipmunks... What is wrong with that picture? Also true story.

Oh, I was once a passenger of a car that was blasting Stop - Spice Girls at full volume. This was on a dare though but I didn't think he would do it, haha. The looks we drew from DeRoyalle customers were hilarious.

(all based on real events)

xoxo bella