BORED!: The Seventh

Hola, I had such a lazy day today.

Barely moved. And did not touch my books!! :S I was planning to revise but arghh too lazyyy

I'm bored..................

We're feeding a stray kitten atm, it's been starving, and going blind in one eye :(

Vicki and I are NOT cat lovers, but we couldn't help but get sad looking at it!! It'll meow and meow pitifully and look up at you with one of its eyes glued shut *heart shatters*

LOL

but yeah, we're both allergic to cat hair so we can't really take care of it properly, but at least we're feeding it. It's so tiny and cute!!!!

SPEAKING OF CUTE!!

WEEHHH!!! so cute!!

This movie is SOOO adorable, I love it!!! 8/10 :)

The storyline is quite unique, and it got cheesy in some parts, but you can't help but go AWWWWWWW!!!!! Plus it's funny! :)

I really recommend it, especially to you girls who are suckers for sweet stories :)

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A Guide To Hugs!

Hugs are an important expression of affection. By hugging someone, you remind them that you care about them and support them.

Steps

1. Approach the person. Depending on the person's relationship to you, you might want to approach differently:
   
   • Family Hug: Approach kindly, but not too emotionally.
     
   • Friend Hug (girls): Approach caringly, sometimes humorously, and smile.
     
   • Friend Hug (guys): Approach quickly, usually not looking them in the eye.
     
   • Crush Hug: Approach carefully, but do not seem shy. Smile slightly and perhaps say a caring word or two.
     
   • Lover Hug: It doesn't matter who starts this; either can make it just as romantic. When approaching, put your hands on their shoulders and look them in the eyes. Say you love them, how much you care for them, and how much you are loving every second with them. Then fall into each other and hug with all your heart.
     
   
   
2. Embrace. Lean forward and wrap your arms around the person.
   
   • Family Hug: You can keep talking when hugging; it will not ruin the momentum. Where you place your hands is not important; the hugged won't think it over too much. Press gently; it is not necessary to have head-contact. Stroke your hands quickly across the top of the hugged's back. Smile when letting go.
     
   • Friend Hug (girls): Close your eyes and think about how much you love your friend when hugging. Press as much as you feel like. (But don't squish!) Do not clap the hugged on the shoulders or such; it's too masculine and some girls think you don't like them if you do it the guys' way.
     
   • Friend Hug (guys): Embrace strongly, and clap each other on the top of your backs. If it's an emotional moment, keep in the hugged position for a brief moment and do not clap each other's backs.
     
   • Crush Hug: Press the hugged warmly towards you. If you are a man, remember that it is more masculine and more protective to fold your arms under hers. Her arms should be around your neck, and you should be embracing her around the waist. When pressing her against you, you can lift her up a bit, pressing her chest and upper stomach against yours. Keep it in that position for a while, and then let go. Look her in the eyes when you separate and continue the conversation naturally.
     
   • Lover Hug: 1) Males: Carefully sliding your hands down from her shoulders, put them on her waist and slide them around her lower back. Put your head on her shoulder and press her towards you for as long as you like. If you want to, you can give her a small massage with your hands, and try to warm her. When separating, you can look into her eyes, smile genuinely and, if the situation is fitting, kiss her. 2) Females: Extend your arms toward him and hold them around his neck and shoulders. Lean as close as possible and press your torso against his. In situations of extreme intimacy, interlocking your leg in his is appropriate. Avoid holding your arms below his shoulders and/or embracing strongly and tensely.
     
   
   
3. Don't hug too tightly. The best way to judge how tight or loose to hug is to let whomever your hugging tell you by how hard they squeeze. If they are soft, be soft back; if they like bear hugs and squeeze tightly, do the exact same back (but don't suffocate him/her).
   
4. Don't let go too early. A hug is a powerful way to communicate your caring for another person, as it can feel great and greatly improve one's mood. If someone hugs you, they may want a long, loving hug (maybe they are upset or down), so just go along with it and hug them until they let go or loosen their hold.
   

Tips

• Be welcoming when you hug. If either of you requested the hug, then be warm and loving and just make it feel like the person you're hugging is safe from anything else and that you and whoever are the only people that matter at the moment.
  
• Make sure you're clean and showered.
  

Warnings

• Do not confuse a lover hug with a friend hug. Things might get complicated and awkward.
  
• Unless you've hugged the person before, don't hug them without asking first. In addition, use your best judgment in choosing when and where to hug someone. There are certain situations where one might be embarrassed to be seen hugging someone else.
  
• Hug only when the person you want to hug has their arms out, they may not want to be hugged if their arms aren't out.

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And on another related issue (I find it hilarious):

How To Hug A Tree

1. Find yourself a quiet park, forest, or woodland area.
2. Walk among the trees until you feel comfortable in their presence.
3. Feel the different bark textures with the palms of your hands.
4. Smell the scent of the various woods.
5. Absorb their life's energies as you look upwards to the sprawling branches overhead.
6. Find the perfect tree that fits your mood. You will know which one is right for you.
7. Vertical Tree Hug: Encircle it with your arms while gently pressing your cheek to the trunk being careful not to scratch your face. Squeeze tightly. Sigh deeply. Be one with your tree.
8. Full Body Tree Hug: Sit upon the ground wrapping your legs around the base of the tree and at the same time embracing it with your arms.
9. Up in the Air Tree Hug: Climb a tree. Sit upon a strong limb and straddle it with your legs. Bend forward and place your belly against it while wrapping your arms about it.

Tips:

1. Feel free to hug more than one tree if the mood strikes. Besides, other trees might get jealous.
2. You may like to take home a fallen leaf or nut as a keepsake from your new friend.
3. Be sure to return each season to visit your tree. And don't be afraid to talk to it as trees are good listeners.

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Yes I've gotten lazy. I don't rant anymore. :D

xoxo bella

BORED!: The Sequel

LOL! I find this really funny:

HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF:

1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
5. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
7. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
8. Practice making fax and modem noises.
9. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss.
10. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
11. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
12. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
13. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
14. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
15. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
16. Staple pages in the middle of the page.
17. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
18. Honk and wave to strangers.
19. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
20. TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
21. type only in lowercase.
22. dont use any punctuation either
23. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
24. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.
    "DO YOU HEAR THAT?"
    "What?"
    "Never mind, it's gone now."
25. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
26. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
27. Ask people what gender they are.
28. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
29. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
30. Sing along at the opera.
31. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
32. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."

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LMAO @ #29!!!! and I've done #14 & #18! :S

Oh crap, gotta go get grub! (YAY!!! I didn't think it was possible to alliterate that :P)

EDIT:::: 25/5/2008

You guys wanna add more to the list??

33. Wave at someone while they're talking. They'll eventually falter off and go away. Experimented by Grace. It was successful :D

xoxo bella

ps: Expect multiple posts in a day for the next 2 months. I bored very much.

Heads Up

These goes out to those drivers/cruisers:

1. If you insist on cruising around with music blasting out of your speakers, at least make it so that it's GOOD music. I lost count of how many grinning idiots I've seen blasting dangdut at full volume. So not right.


2. If your music is loud enough to set off my car alarm, it's too goddamned loud. We don't need everything to be a-thumping and a-vibrating.


3. Cruise a certain place once, not five times.
   

Once: Okay normal.
Twice: Oh cari parking maybe..
Three times: Still no parking? Tu ada!
Four times: Waiting for someone kali...
Five times: Psycho-stalker kali...

True story. Was at CoffeeZone with Ryan and this person circled like five times. I stopped counting after that.


4. Cool car... windows down... cigarette-holding arm draped lazily out the window... driver looks samseng as hell... listening to Bad Day by Alvin & the Chipmunks... What is wrong with that picture? Also true story.

Oh, I was once a passenger of a car that was blasting Stop - Spice Girls at full volume. This was on a dare though but I didn't think he would do it, haha. The looks we drew from DeRoyalle customers were hilarious.

(all based on real events)

xoxo bella

Itchy Fingers

Hello!! Wow I am on a blogging streak aren't I? HAHAHAHAHA. I just felt the urge to blog that's all.

No more talking about my moodiness for now.

I went to church just now. Usually, my mind tends to wander during the duration of the mass. But I did pay attention to the sermon this time (well, parts of it lah). Anyway the priest mentioned something that I thought was quite nicely put.

I think I've mentioned before about how it frustrated me that people always seem to want to change who I am. How I have all these flaws that supposedly "taints" the person that I could be. And I got all pissy about how if I changed who I am, then I wouldn't be ME, Bella, the pissy sarcastic bitchy lazy bum that I am. Anyway the priest said this:

"The only way to cure people's faults is by loving them. If you accept them as they are, then their faults won't matter, there are NO faults..."

Something along those lines lah. Don't you agree with that boys and girls? HAHA. I was exchanging smirks with my sister because we know how it is always trying to live up to a certain someone's impossible expectations all the time.

We noticed that the individual was on his best behaviour during dinner. And I whispered to my sister, "Wow I guess he took the sermon to heart huh?"

She smirked and said, "I give it a day at most."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So mean lah.

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I really hate people who are judgemental. Especially if they won't give second chances. People make mistakes right? I am mostly perceived to be this snooty bitch or something. Or for certain people, I think they have an impression that I'm a slut. =/

The bitch one I understand lo... I think I look really bitchy lar, especially when I'm not smiling. =( And I tend to make really mean comments about people. (But they're funny comments, no? People always laugh) Haha, and then when I really don't want to be hit on by perverted strangers I always put on my bitchiest look. If got sunglasses the effect is even better lah.

Seria Plaza on Sundays is like the venue for the Perverts Convention bah. If I have to go there I usually prefer to have someone with me. I really feel vulnerable under their leers scrutiny. Disgusting!! I am SURE almost everyone has experienced it. It used to really bother me, but now I just put on my Mega Bitch mask so they don't bother me.

Bella's guide to repelling unwanted attention from inferior beings strangers:

• Square your shoulders prior to walking into their line of vision
• Tilt your head up slightly so your nose is in the air
• Wear a slight frown, and make sure there is a hint of distaste in your expression, like there is an unpleasant smell
• If you accidentally make eye contact(God forbid!!!), don't look away immediately as this may come off as shy(ew) or worse, coy(EW EW). Narrow your eyes slightly to show hostility, roll your eyes and THEN look away. (More famously known as jaling mata! HAHA) Note: Don't hold their gaze for more than a second, they may be encouraged by this. EW.
• Walk like you're the shit. I really can't put it in any other way. What I mean by 'the shit', isn't that you're stinky or smelly or look like this twirly brown turd, but like you're HAWT. Fo' sheezy? LOL
• I think the point above does not make much sense. Basically walk with these thoughts on your mind, "I am WAY WAY WAY out of thy league lower beings. Thou are not WORTHY to touch my scuffed up heels, much less the soles of my feet." Also, imagine that This Is Why I'm Hot by Mims is playing in the background. This is why, this is why, this is why I'm hot. I'm hot coz I'm fly, you ain't coz you not

Okely dokely? That is all.

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Shit, I just reread what I wrote, and I realised that it is freakin PROOF of what a bitch I am. But I still am gonna post it coz I think it's funny helpful. Hohoho.

Ermmm... can't think of anything else to say. Bah bah see ya people.

ps: Mandy mana your blog? Saya click tidak ada. You change URL takde bagitau? WHY? >=(