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I don't know if it's the late hour or the boredom, but I am finding these hilarious!!!!

Product Name Translations:

• "Schweppes Toilet Water." -- "Schweppes Tonic Water," as originally translated into Italian.

• "Manure stick." -- "Mist Stick," a brand of curling iron, in German slang.

• "Micro tender rat." -- "Microsoft Mouse," as translated into Italian on the instruction sheet for a Taiwanese Microsoft-compatible mouse.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAA MICRO TENDER RAT!!!

Advertising Slogans:

• "Eat your fingers off." -- "Finger lickin' good," as originally translated into Chinese.

• "Are you lactating?" -- "Got milk?" as originally translated into Spanish for advertising in Mexico.

• "Suffer from diarrhea." -- "Turn it loose," as originally translated into Spanish for advertising of Coors.

• "Fly naked." -- "Fly in leather," as originally translated into Spanish for advertising of American Airlines' leather first class seats.

• "I saw the potato." -- "I saw the Pope," as translated into Spanish. The slogan was used on promotional T-Shirts for the Pope's visit to Miami.

• "Nothing sucks like an Electrolux." -- An English slogan used by Scandinavian vacuum manufacturer Electrolux for an American advertising campaign.

ROFL LMAO!!!! LOL LOL LOL ARE YOU LACTATING??? OMG HAAHHAHAHA

From Foreign Menus:

• "Our wines leave you nothing to hope for." -- From a menu in Switzerland.

• "Savour best match of the mysterious sauces." -- From a menu in Japan.

• "Modernly arranged miscellaneous European Flavors." -- From a menu in Japan.

• "Vietnam bird salad, mixed Chimaki and asian corses." -- From a menu in Japan.

• "Seasonal ingredients specially pre-pared and directly imported from their place of origination." -- From a menu in Japan.

• "Cold shredded children and sea blubber in spicy sauce." -- From a menu in China.

• "Jam and Cheese Sandwich." -- From a menu in Costa Rica.

• "Pastry Chef." -- From a menu in Costa Rica.

• "Waffies." -- From a menu in Thailand.

• "Children soup." -- From a menu in India.

• "Deep Fried Fingers of my Lady." -- From a menu in India.

• "Grilled lamp ribs." -- From a menu in Barcelona.

• "Vegitational beef soap." -- From a menu in Brazil.

• "'Boys style' little chickens." -- From a menu in Barcelona.

• "Pork with fresh garbage." -- From a menu in Vietnam.

• "Limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger." -- From a menu in Poland.

• "French fried ships." -- From a menu in Cairo.

• "Fried friendship." -- From a menu in Nepal.

• "Fried fishermen." -- From a menu in Japan.

• "Friend eggs." -- From a menu in Laos.

• "Gordon blue." -- From a menu in a Korean hotel.

• "Cram Chowder." -- From a Chinese buffet in Canada.

• "Rather burnt land slug." -- On a menu in Thailand.

• "Chessburger." -- On a menu in Poland.

• "Hod dok." -- On a menu in Poland.

• "Turkey meat, salad, and sos." -- A creative spelling of "sauce" on a menu in Poland.

• "Roat poik." -- From a menu in a Chinese Restaurant in the United States.

• "Ckicken Velvet and Ckicken Noddle." -- The soups of the day listing, from a menu in a Chinese Restaurant in the United States.

• "Ha Ha Fortune Cookies." -- From a menu in a Chinese Restaurant in the United States.

• "Sweat from the trolley." -- From a menu in Europe.

• "Salad a firm's own make." -- From a menu in Poland.

• "Dreaded veal cutlet with potatoes in cream." -- From a menu in China.

• "Strawberry crap." -- From a menu in Japan.

• "Beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion." -- From a menu in Poland.

• "Buttered saucepans and fried hormones." -- From a menu in Japan.

• "Indonesian Nazi Goreng." -- From a menu in Hong Kong.

• "Muscles Of Marines/Lobster Thermos." -- From a menu in Cairo.

• "Toes with butter and jam." -- From a menu in Bali.

• "Teppan Yaki - Before Your Cooked Right Eyes." -- From a menu in Japan.

• "Soon Go Fatt" -- The name of a Chinese Restaurant in Kuala Lumpur.

• "Hamanegs." -- From many menus in Slovakia.

• "Guinea-Pig Breast." -- From a menu in Slovakia.

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HAHAHHAHAHAHA OMG I AM DYING!!! PORK WITH FRESH GARBAGE! YUMM! and HOD DOK!! LOL LOL LOL better not eat so much or you'll SOON GO FATT LMAO OMG

ohhhhhhhhhhhh I am crying with laughter over here!!!!

oh man.. HAHAHAHHA

xoxo bella