I Miss Myself

Hey guys.

I feel the urge to blog!

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Ok I lie, it is 4.19am and I can't sleep because I think I have food poisoning. Either that or I'm just super hungry.

I know, that doesn't make any sense. But I woke up with these horrible pains in my tummy.

fuck ow ow ow ow

*curls up into a ball and rocks back and forth*

oh... ok ok...

Shit.

Anyway the pain feels like how gastric pains would feel like. Except it's impossible that I am effing hungry! Because I was stuffing myself like crazy the whole day yesterday!!! And I know that if I eat something I would throw up, because I feel nauseous too. Actually it makes sense because I actually ate something that my sister said could've gone bad. But it seemed fine, honest!!

*flashback*
G: Eh, that one don't know whether still good or not
B: [scoffs] Seems fine to me. *chomps*
B: [mouth full] Anyway, what's the worst that can happen right?

FCKING HELL I AM SO STUPID

*cries*

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Yes, I have not been blogging. I am sorry. =(

It's been a week since I've started UBD again. I still can't really believe that I'm in my 2nd year already. I'm a second year! I have juniors! I feel so superior!! *struts*

Nothing much that's new...

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Stuff on TV:

You know what, I think that ad for the Shiny Disc Man is so sad!!! That's what he's called right? Or is it Super Shiny DVD man? I dunno. Well in case you don't know what I'm talking about, it's the one with the guy who tries to sell off DVDs but then everyone's like going, WE'VE SEEN IT ALREADY BITCH!

=(

It's sad!!! Like, give the man a break already! I would've so bought DVDs from him. He's just trying to make a living selling off DVDs! And they didn't have to be so rude!!

You know, it's a classic example how some technology can render people obsolete.

In this case, Astro On Demand is making street vendors selling pirated DVDs obsolete!! It's sad!! I mean-

What was that? You've heard it all before?? But it's a sad story-

No need to yell! I'm just trying to make-

Ok ok!! You've heard it before! I'll just... skedaddle...

*trudges away, sad violin music playing in background*

"THE STORY OF THE SAD STORY BLOGGER"

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OH DON'T YOU GUYS JUDGE ME, THIS IS MY BLOG.

I can be as lame as I want.

Irony:

I was watching E! the other night. And I think the programme was "101 Most Starlicious Makeovers" and one of them was Britney Spears.

Yeah, I think it was a not-so-up-to-date programme. Because Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt were still together. =(

Anyhooo, yeah, Britney Spears. They were saying how hers was a Starlicious Makeover because at first she was just this cutesy innocent teenybopper and suddenly she became this sex symbol? Anyway I quote one of the commentators[probably not the exact words, but the sentiment still there]:

"She just keeps getting better and better. She's hot, she's sexy, I really think that Britney is the hottest thing right now, and she's getting hotter by the minute. I mean, you just can't wait to see what she's gonna be in the future, because I think she's gonna be even hotter!"

I laughed and laughed and laughed.

Oh how the world was not ready for crazy Britney.

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Another thing that I thought was really funny and ironic.

My mum for some reason still thinks I should apply for every scholarship there is available. I think it's because when I first started UBD, I was whining about how much I hated it there. Not that I love it now, but hey, a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do.

Anyway one day she was reading the newspaper and then she went, "Eh La, look it's a scholarship, go apply."

I took a look anyway just to humour her. What I saw at first was:

"BIBD SPECIAL SCHOLARSHIP SCHEME"

Then I took a closer look and saw at the end:

"FOR ORPHANS"

!!!!!!!!!!! My own mother! Like wanna curse me like that *touch wood*

I went like: OIIIII FOR ORPHANS LAH! I AM NOT AN ORPHAN!!

Mum: Oh is it? I didn't see wah.

Then she continued reading the paper while I stared at her in disbelief.

It was so funny how I was horrified. HAHAHAHAHA

Ok it's 5am now. Took me almost an hour to write this post. Thank God I have no classes later. Only this meeting for Spanish to set my timetable at noon.

Yes I am taking Spanish! *excitednesssss*

Adios amigos!